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Friday, October 6, 2006

Stupid English Song Titles

Take one look at the song titles of Gazette's two upcoming singles.

REGRET -Auditory Impression-
1. REGRET
2. Phychedelic Heroine
3. Worthless War

Filth in the beauty -Auditory Impression-
1. Filth in the beauty
2. Rich Excrement
3. Crucify Sorrow

Phychedelic Heroine?! Don't you mean, "psychedelic heroin"? And, Rich EXCREMENT?!! First of all, why in the world would you use the word "excrement" in a song title of all things? And second, why the hell is the excrement "rich"?

What the fuck is wrong with these Japanese bands? They need to hire an English song title consultant.

Dir en grey: "So, what do you think of 'Agitated Screams of Maggots'?"

Consultant: "..."

Dir en grey: "Well?"

Consultant: "This is the most stupid ass song title I've ever heard."

Maggots: X__x "You hurt our feelings! Maggots have a right to feel agitation, too!"

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